Knowing others is intelligence; knowing yourself is true wisdom. Mastering others is strength; mastering yourself is true power. If you realize that you have enough, you are truly rich.
Laozi, Tao Te Ching
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When you die and go to heaven Jesus has a fatty freshly rolled for you. When you die and go to Hell, Satan says his guy is “on his way” and he’ll be here in “10 mins.”